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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

  #same   #text post   
  #friends   
  #i love you   #i'm sorry :(   

Chris Pratt visits ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ at Rockefeller Center on September 25, 2014 in New York City.

Chris Pratt visits ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ at Rockefeller Center on September 25, 2014 in New York City.

  #chris pratt   

Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.

  #donna meagle   #parks and recreation   
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
  #same   #text post   
taylorswift:

I’m kind of rethinking the album cover.

taylorswift:

I’m kind of rethinking the album cover.

  #amazing   #taylor swift   
  #dylan o'brien   

coolscar:

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

  #same   #text post   
  #ansel elgort